When someone complains about their food like its my fault

waitressprobs:
dont go out to eat if you dont want to spend money…

waitressprobs:
when i’m the first one cut

waitressprobs:
when the hostess’ are all up in my grill

waitressprobs:
when a table of high schoolers come in

waitressprobs:

dontbetardyfortheparty:

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